Saturday, January 23, 2010

What is a good pellet rifle to kill squirrels under $150?

There are HUGE squirrels in Mexico, so i need something powerfull.What is a good pellet rifle to kill squirrels under $150?
crossman quest 1000 fps.What is a good pellet rifle to kill squirrels under $150?
I agree with the earlier suggestion of the Crosman Quest 1000X, if you want a .177 caliber rifle.





If you want a .22 caliber air rifle then you might want to take a look at the Benjamin 392.





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The Mendoza RM-600 is slightly over your price but it is a powerful air rifle, I would get this one in .22 - $162.95
anything with co2 or get a normal pellet gun and pump it alot my friend shot through a door with one
somebody call PETA on this guy!
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  • So that mean looking squirrel has broken into the house. I offered him my bag of peanuts...?

    but the Leprechaun said, ';Over my dead body!';, and now they are fighting in the hall. Who do you think will win?So that mean looking squirrel has broken into the house. I offered him my bag of peanuts...?
    the leprechaun!!!!So that mean looking squirrel has broken into the house. I offered him my bag of peanuts...?
    yoiur both nuts
    the ninja hideing in the shadows!
    the leprochaun....much stronger...and bigger...and that the most stupedest thing ever......thanx for the 2 points
    The squirrel, he has the biggest nuts
    shut the **** up about some damn squirrels!
    The squirrel will probably overdose on his own nuts,the leprechan will vanish into thin air then open a lasagne restraunt in a city that is culinarily disfunctional and in dire need of fine food
    R u hi?
    The hall will break down and both'll DIE!
    The squirrel cause his friend the mean Black Bear is waiting just outside the door.
    probably the Leprechaun, especially if he gets a gun
    Leperchan cause he got kool powers
    The Leprechaun probably will kill the squirrel and eat his death body with peanuts like topping. By the way I like you Avatar
    The squirrel because you are squirrely girl...........
    Give your brain a rest!!!!!!!!
    the nut
    Squirrel
    squirrel ,way to fast for the leprechaun and anything that can crack nuts i do not want bitting me,lol


    he will just out smart the leprechaun and put a bowl of lucky charms on some sticky tape,lol
    I say kill the squirrel and take the leprachauns gold.LOL Godd luck God bless:O)

    I found a baby squirrel?

    dealing with a baby squirrel right now waiting for animal control to get here gonna be a few hours already got it in a shoe boc with a heating pad and towels and a baby blanket my sister is going to get pedia light now anythgin else i should consider doing for itI found a baby squirrel?
    Ignore Nick he is obviously crewl and full of hatred for animals. You are doing everything right for the poor thing. Just be careful it may be a baby but it can still bite. Don't have the heating pad on to high just keep it on low you don't want it to burn up. And becareful it might try to chew on the wire's on it.I found a baby squirrel?
    Kill it, put it on a leash, and drag him around town....see how many funny looks you get!
    no

    Who loves foamy the squirrel?

    I LOVE Foamy. He is my Lord and Master!Who loves foamy the squirrel?
    FOAMY SUCKS

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    Who loves foamy the squirrel?
    who cares
    I've never seen it but I know what you're talking about.
    i do
    ...ouch...I'm sorry. Is THAT what my cat dumped on my carpet this morning?
    he is funny and cute
    I don't. He's whiny and annoying.
    me, i too like the cookiiiiiiiiie.
    fuuuuuuuuuunny
    Foamy rocks!! I love it when he rants about stuff.
    me
    How cute...
    its good but I wish someday,SOMEDAY! they make an episode that look like happy tree friends!
    2 thumbs up to foamy
    me
    I dunno, I'm just here for the bud light.

    Found an orphan baby squirrel outside...?

    its about 2 weeks old, pointers?Found an orphan baby squirrel outside...?
    take it to a wildlife rehabilitator. keep it warm with a heating pad on low and do not attempt to feed.Found an orphan baby squirrel outside...?
    They sell formula for abandoned babies, that you can buy at a petstore, or at Walmart.





    Don't give it cow's milk, it will kill it. They need to be fed lukewarm milk every 3 hours, and then you wait half an hour and rub its belly and genitals with a warm, moist cotton ball (like his mommy would lick) so he goes potty.





    If you don't do that, he will die b/c of the toxic chemicals building up inside his body and he can't potty by himself.
    Do some reasearch on how to care for it, and put it in a large cage and make sure its comfy, once it's old enough, set it free.


    OR you could call animal control.
    awww how adorable get it a cage and research them get it all cozy
    call animal control? or keep it as a pet!

    Is this a baby squirrel? a chipmunk? or a crossbreed of both?

    my brother thinks its a baby squirrel





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    http://s128.photobucket.com/albums/p200/鈥?/a>Is this a baby squirrel? a chipmunk? or a crossbreed of both?
    looks like a chipmunk.





    http://www.britannica.com/eb/article-908鈥?/a>Is this a baby squirrel? a chipmunk? or a crossbreed of both?
    a chipmunk
    Its definitely a Chipmunk. Squirrels don't have stripes on their back like that and have a bushier tail.





    http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=h鈥?/a>
    thats a chipmunk
    it is a chipmunk
    Chipmunk
    Chipmunks are a type of squirrel. There may be others with stripes also.
    Chipmunk because of the stripes on it's back
    chipmunk. definitely. no question. we have both on our back deck all the time. The chipmunk has the stripes.

    HELP i killed a squirrel!?

    Please tell me what to do!HELP i killed a squirrel!?
    how did you kill the squirrel?HELP i killed a squirrel!?
    Saying sorry won't do anything. Burying it might, you will help return its nutrients back to the earth to make them available to the earth, as we all must do. We are living in the squirrel's natural habitat. You should look up ways to help the squirell's species.
    Say sorry to it, bury it, and pray for it :P
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  • If you were a squirrel ...... Where would you put your nutz..???

    There's a crazy squirrel at my house who likes to put things in my dryer vent!!!








    :o)If you were a squirrel ...... Where would you put your nutz..???
    tell him to take it over to the maxi-padIf you were a squirrel ...... Where would you put your nutz..???
    On someone's chin.
    In a little secret hiding place somewhere in the woods..
    In S CHUCKER's mouth





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    .
    In my sack.
    I would but my nuts in my nut sack. Hey were all adults here
    Grow up Julie!
    In a Nut Sack !
    I would have to make an under the butt nut hut.........LOL
    mine just run up and down a tree with them....
    I would put my nuts in a warm moist place to help them grow bigger and bigger...
    in my tree
    at your house ,sounds like a safe place for them.LOL :D
    in my underpants.....oh wait squirrels don't have underpants....um...i'd dig up myself a nice nut-hole to hide my nutz....=) and omg i want a crazy squirrel at my house....not fair...
    I throw them at those stupid huge things that humans get into, make too much noise, smell awful, and damage my planet. :)
    Just where they are
    I have a crazy squirrel too, he put it in my gutters...


    Makes a racket up on the dreaded roof

    How do youkeep squirrels out of bird feeders?

    we have tried oil on pole, dome to keep them down on which they just jump up on. even put tin around one side of feeded. they just hang on itHow do youkeep squirrels out of bird feeders?
    you need a feeder like the one on this link





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    Twirl-a-Squirrel鈩?in action!*


    http://www.birdquest.com/twirl.htmHow do youkeep squirrels out of bird feeders?
    If you want squirrels to stop eating your wildbird seed simply add Cheyenne pepper to it. Enough to coat all the seed. I used this technique back in Texas about 1-2 table spoons per cup and tossed or shook to coat. Birds will not be affected as they have less taste buds but the squirrels will not eat it as they can not tolerate the heat/taste..It works and I didn't think it would either but once I noticed the squirrels were killing off baby birds in order to eat the seed I gave it a try.
    Buy them their own squirrel food, and put it a ways away


    from the bird feeder,it must never be empty, so it will


    distract them from going up the bird feeder. Really, there


    might not be anything that can detour Squirrels from food


    anywhere. My suggestions is feed them.

    Are you just a squirrel looking for a nut?

    *lowers head in shame*Are you just a squirrel looking for a nut?
    yepper %26gt;.%26lt;Are you just a squirrel looking for a nut?
    There are times when i think i am a nut looking for a squirrel! (i am fond of squirrels, energetic, charming animals, wise enough to store food and build nests for winter! In Montgommery, Cincinnati area, Ohio, i see them all the time crossing roads very carefully, looking up at you with melting eyes -- charming!)
    Yes. Yes i am.
    No!... A nut looking for a squirrel.


    Or maybe just nuts!
    no


    u are


    kidding
    Ain't nothing going on but the rent.
    no i am a man looking for a sexy gal
    I don't think so.
    radin ur question ive defnitely gon nutz....thnxs to u i was sane b4
    Oh how did you know!
    no big nut hiding from squirrels ...


    thinking jar of peanut butter


    might be a good disguise


    for 2008 ...


    creamy or chunky ...


    hmmm
    How about a Coco--Nut???
    im a little squirrel looking for a BIG nut!!
    im a squirrel looking to take over the world ;)
    I am just a squirrel looking for a nut. Are you just a squirrel looking for a nut?

    Have you got your stash of Christmas nuts yet and stashed them away from the squirrels?

    Can I look in your cupboard of treats for your nuts I love them. I won't nibble unless you offer.


    I am looking for some sweet chestnuts.Have you got your stash of Christmas nuts yet and stashed them away from the squirrels?
    We do! Our cupboard is your cupboard, and we have sweet chestnuts!Have you got your stash of Christmas nuts yet and stashed them away from the squirrels?
    Sorry pen, I don't have nuts, and I don't swing that way...





    ... Which is weird because I just had a similar conversation with Tyler about this....
    A trip down memory lane ... when I was a young 'un, my mom would roast chestnuts. They were hot and delicious.
    Got my nuts, but lost my marbles temporarily..





    peachie: set one more place for me, and can I bring a date?


    Luv, FC
    I have plenty peanuts for the squirrels ' and fruit and eggs for the possums' and boiled eggs for the racoons,They better all get a job' or join my petting zoo soon' so we can hustle up more treat money for their snacks.Moley you can have as many nuts as you can carry' as i like' and feed little moles; too.
    I can't help you with Sweet Chest nuts, but I do have a couple of bags of Cashews you can share.
    I did have a walnut tree in my front yard and every year those damn pests would take the damn walnuts and leave a mess for ME to clean up. Now they took so many that they didn't give the tree enough time to grow 'em back so they don't get any this year...HA!
    No, but the turkey is coming home tonight and we're all just so pleased! What do you call nuts on the wall? walnuts. what do you call nuts on your chest? chestnuts. what do you call nuts on your chin???????? Hey this is a family show here!
    I Nibble your mommas nuts. they're very bg
    Granny Crabtree: ';Why..uh,..yes I DO!....';buh-lush!';
    hmmm... I'm not a great linguist ... but that sounds like Aussie flirting to me! No nibbling of any nuts are allowed.

    I have had a squirrel swimming in my toilet for 3 1/2 hours, what should I do?

    Sorry, don't know the answer to this riddle. What is it?I have had a squirrel swimming in my toilet for 3 1/2 hours, what should I do?
    Let it swim and worry about the fire...lol...I have had a squirrel swimming in my toilet for 3 1/2 hours, what should I do?
    bob for squirrel
    HOW DID IT GET THERE, TRY AND GET IT OUT AND LET IT FREE!
    well in australia we dont have squirrels but i had a lizard in my toilet once. i got a massive net, you know the one that you clean the pool with, took the long handle off and fished him out. actually that gave me an idea, you could get ya fishing rod out and fish for awhile, that might be cruel tho.


    How big are squirrels? how could it swin around in a toilet?
    You sound like you are telling a joke!! funniest joke ever! Omg! I can't stop laughing!! Never mind be serious now, If it is real , then use a net and catch the squirrel and then keep it as pet or free it or maybe sell it.
    1) get a towel


    2) put somthing for the squirrel to cilmb up in the toilet


    3)if you have any dogs or cats put them in a locked room


    4) when the squirrel finds it's way out of the toilet coverit with the towel this is to calm it down


    5) with gloves or other protective hand gear pickup the towel with the squirrel in it in a box of some sort


    6) rellese animal into the yard near some cover it will be tired from its ordeal


    7) check your self for scratches bites or open wounds


    8) if you have been bitten or clawed by it go to the doctors for a shot and explain what happend
    flush
    one try flushing it


    if it does not go down, spray lots and lots of bleach in there trying to get it in the face


    be careful very careful they can have rabies


    most likely he came down the air vent pipe on the roof and then crawled into your toilet, this usually happens with rats, not squirrels, but yes sometimes squirrels too


    be very careful they bit and then to get fixed, you have to take a huge needle in the stomach like ten times over several weeks





    spray away and make sure you have some one keeping the cover almost closed, because he will go crazy...





    good luck
    Dry them off
    is..it..dead?? i found a dead squirrel in my pool once... it wasnt pleasant. if it is alive, you should get a towel, and dry it off. then, grab a phone book and look and see if there are any places where animals can recover, and then go back to the wild. if it is dead... then i would give it a funeral. but make sure its dead before you bury it!!
    Aren't you the same guy who grows marajuana in his basement? According to that....maybe you are just hallucinating. Cut down on the illegal drugs, and maybe you will find less rodents in your plumbing.

    Have you got your stash of Christmas nuts yet and stashed them away from the squirrels?

    Can I look in your cupboard of treats for your nuts I love them. I won't nibble unless you offer.


    I am looking for some sweet chestnuts.Have you got your stash of Christmas nuts yet and stashed them away from the squirrels?
    We do! Our cupboard is your cupboard, and we have sweet chestnuts!Have you got your stash of Christmas nuts yet and stashed them away from the squirrels?
    Sorry pen, I don't have nuts, and I don't swing that way...





    ... Which is weird because I just had a similar conversation with Tyler about this....
    A trip down memory lane ... when I was a young 'un, my mom would roast chestnuts. They were hot and delicious.
    Got my nuts, but lost my marbles temporarily..





    peachie: set one more place for me, and can I bring a date?


    Luv, FC
    I have plenty peanuts for the squirrels ' and fruit and eggs for the possums' and boiled eggs for the racoons,They better all get a job' or join my petting zoo soon' so we can hustle up more treat money for their snacks.Moley you can have as many nuts as you can carry' as i like' and feed little moles; too.
    I can't help you with Sweet Chest nuts, but I do have a couple of bags of Cashews you can share.
    I did have a walnut tree in my front yard and every year those damn pests would take the damn walnuts and leave a mess for ME to clean up. Now they took so many that they didn't give the tree enough time to grow 'em back so they don't get any this year...HA!
    No, but the turkey is coming home tonight and we're all just so pleased! What do you call nuts on the wall? walnuts. what do you call nuts on your chest? chestnuts. what do you call nuts on your chin???????? Hey this is a family show here!
    I Nibble your mommas nuts. they're very bg
    Granny Crabtree: ';Why..uh,..yes I DO!....';buh-lush!';
    hmmm... I'm not a great linguist ... but that sounds like Aussie flirting to me! No nibbling of any nuts are allowed.
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  • I have had a squirrel swimming in my toilet for 3 1/2 hours, what should I do?

    Sorry, don't know the answer to this riddle. What is it?I have had a squirrel swimming in my toilet for 3 1/2 hours, what should I do?
    Let it swim and worry about the fire...lol...I have had a squirrel swimming in my toilet for 3 1/2 hours, what should I do?
    bob for squirrel
    HOW DID IT GET THERE, TRY AND GET IT OUT AND LET IT FREE!
    well in australia we dont have squirrels but i had a lizard in my toilet once. i got a massive net, you know the one that you clean the pool with, took the long handle off and fished him out. actually that gave me an idea, you could get ya fishing rod out and fish for awhile, that might be cruel tho.


    How big are squirrels? how could it swin around in a toilet?
    You sound like you are telling a joke!! funniest joke ever! Omg! I can't stop laughing!! Never mind be serious now, If it is real , then use a net and catch the squirrel and then keep it as pet or free it or maybe sell it.
    1) get a towel


    2) put somthing for the squirrel to cilmb up in the toilet


    3)if you have any dogs or cats put them in a locked room


    4) when the squirrel finds it's way out of the toilet coverit with the towel this is to calm it down


    5) with gloves or other protective hand gear pickup the towel with the squirrel in it in a box of some sort


    6) rellese animal into the yard near some cover it will be tired from its ordeal


    7) check your self for scratches bites or open wounds


    8) if you have been bitten or clawed by it go to the doctors for a shot and explain what happend
    flush
    one try flushing it


    if it does not go down, spray lots and lots of bleach in there trying to get it in the face


    be careful very careful they can have rabies


    most likely he came down the air vent pipe on the roof and then crawled into your toilet, this usually happens with rats, not squirrels, but yes sometimes squirrels too


    be very careful they bit and then to get fixed, you have to take a huge needle in the stomach like ten times over several weeks





    spray away and make sure you have some one keeping the cover almost closed, because he will go crazy...





    good luck
    Dry them off
    is..it..dead?? i found a dead squirrel in my pool once... it wasnt pleasant. if it is alive, you should get a towel, and dry it off. then, grab a phone book and look and see if there are any places where animals can recover, and then go back to the wild. if it is dead... then i would give it a funeral. but make sure its dead before you bury it!!
    Aren't you the same guy who grows marajuana in his basement? According to that....maybe you are just hallucinating. Cut down on the illegal drugs, and maybe you will find less rodents in your plumbing.

    Who likes foamy the squirrel?

    Me %26amp; my friends love Foamy!!! I have all 10 of the fanmails on my ipod (you can find 3 or 4 of the Cd releases on itunes)


    my personal fave is Foamy Fanmail VIIWho likes foamy the squirrel?
    Foamy is much more than toon squirrel .....

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    Who likes foamy the squirrel?
    foamy is the the only squirrel tht i know tht can talk i watched like all episodes at http://illwillpress.com/
    I do. Foamy is funny and actually make a lot of sense, even when he isn't, it's still funny to hear him rant and stuff.
    I think he's nuts.
    Foamy is cool. I actually agree with a lot of what he has to say on social issies but he does cuss a lot for my taste. ^_^
    i do-that girl with the buggy eyes i can do without though.

    Name of old cartoon squirrel?

    there was a squirrel possibly cartoon network, more likely warner... who used to do something stupid with his finger and his mouth making that ';dubadubadubaduba'; sound by moving his finger up and down his lips....


    what's his name :)Name of old cartoon squirrel?
    More likely MGM; that is Screwball ';Screwy'; SquirrelName of old cartoon squirrel?
    The only Cartoon Network squirrel I can think of is Secret Squirrel but I don't know if he ever did that thing you mentioned... but anyway here's a pic of him just in case you remember:





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    There are two old squirrel (chipmunk) cartoon pals, from Walt Disney.





    Chip n' Dale
    rocky perhaps from rocky and bullwinkle i think he would do it to make fun of bullwinkle because he was dumb

    My friend's flying squirrel.?

    My friend's flying squirrel, is 14 years old. And he's slowly walking and his eyes are rolling back,whats wrong?My friend's flying squirrel.?
    tell you friend to take it to the vet it might be seriously ill ,they will defenetly know what wrong with it. It could be dying.My friend's flying squirrel.?
    wow. it the same age as me....


    hes probably dying.


    take hime to the vet if you want.
    he's dying or he's sick and gonna die soon.
    IT'S GOING TO DIE

    Is Pamela Segall-Adlon (King of the Hills, The Oblongs, Squirrel Boy, Lucky Louie) hott to anyone??

    she's kinda cute. But she's not a natural beauty. Without makeup artist she rather plain. however I've seen pictures of her that make her look very good. but like most of Hollywood its all smoke and mirrors. Just do a Image search on Yahoo for Pamela Segall.





    As for her voice actress skills. she a good actress but her range is very limited you can always figure its her.





    why do you ask?

    I FOUND A BABY SQUIRREL?

    my dog found a baby squirrel and my dad just put it on a tree branch even though it was still alive and kicking its feet! Should i take it in and but it in something warm or should i just leave it alone on the tree branch? please help!I FOUND A BABY SQUIRREL?
    If you don't see the mother squirrel right there -- take it in, keep it warm. You can even give it some milk to keep it hydrated. Then find a local wildlife rehabilitater. In Virginia, the wildlife rehab site gives you a 1-800 number to call and leave a message. Someone will then call you back and tell you where to take the squirrel. It's a system made up of all volunteers who do great work.





    I did this a couple years ago, and the lady who took the squirrel from me was a retired veterinarian, and she showed me about 15 baby squirrels (including flying squirrels) that she was caring for.





    I have also done this with a baby raccoon.








    Good luck.I FOUND A BABY SQUIRREL?
    yes. i just killed a baby squirrel yesterday because it was very sick.. so if i make you help this one it all evens out :)


    wait a couple of hours to see if it is abandoned by its mother, if that is the case it doesn't have a chance, so you might as well help it.
    Take it for a week then let it go because it would get to attached,I promised I had a squirrel pet.
    my dad found a baby squirrel in a puddle he keeped it and then he let it free when he grew
    leave it alone and let nature take it's course. they can bite and carry diseases
    adopt it!!!
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  • Are you just a squirrel?

    Trying to get a nutAre you just a squirrel?
    ';...to move your butt...


    on the dance floor...';Are you just a squirrel?
    Yes, indeed. I am the Alpha Squirrel around this place. All the little furry things look up to me for satisfaction.
    Wanna help me find my nuts?
    nope
    damn straight
    urmm no..^^
    um yah sure
    yes .....can i place one in that mouth of yours.?

    What is 21 in squirrel years?

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2QWhat is 21 in squirrel years?
    9,9999, why?What is 21 in squirrel years?
    21 nuts
    1.78 pounds.
    R U 4 real?
    6 hybernations and 15 years underground.

    If you were a squirrel..(sp).....?

    would you rather be something else?If you were a squirrel..(sp).....?
    Yes! I'd want to be a human cause they have movable thumbs If you were a squirrel..(sp).....?
    no, why would anyone want to be something else if they could be a squirrel?!?!? Squirrels are friggin awesome!
    Nah but i would hate all of the gay jokes about eating nuts from other animals though.
    I don't think it would really matter. Squirrels are happy being squirrels.
    No, because a squirrel always gets his nutt.
    Yes, less Hawks are road kill

    WWTSD: What would the squirrel do?

    The squirrel would dodge the car and grab his nuts.WWTSD: What would the squirrel do?
    Muahhaa





    This shall be my new question to my victims before I hit em with my lightsaber.WWTSD: What would the squirrel do?
    Just sit there lickin' his nutz.. (Hey, a christian squirrel!)


    :)
    Chitter at me angrily when my golfing partner hits the ball into his little nest.





    _()_
    Play with his nuts
    Are you going to put out cool bracelets with that on it? I want one!
    OH GREAT! Just what we need around here, another one with pointless questions!
    Live in south Denver, apparently...
    Run out in the road to confuse drivers %26amp; cause a traffic accident!
    play possum.

    Best time to hunt squirrel?

    What the best time to hunt squirrel when it is the morning afternoon or late afternoon and wet or dry and warm hot or chillyBest time to hunt squirrel?
    I have found the best time of day is in the morning. Squirrels do not move about much if it is raining very hard. Of course, if it is raining very hard, you will not likely be out in the woods hunting them. A light drizzling rain does not seem to bother them but can make hunting them a bit dicey for the hunter. A very good time to hunt squirrels is on the first nice morning following a couple, or more, rainy days. They will have not been out hunting food as much during the inclement weather and the first nice morning, they will want get out and find something to eat. They seem to favor cool days over warm days for their forages. I guess when it is warm out, they are somewhat less active and would just as soon be in a cool place resting. Wind is your enemy. Squirrels do not like wind. I think it has to do with their ability to hear preditors.





    Some calls seem to be more effective than others. I have had luck with the whistle that mimics the sound of a baby squirrel in distress. I have also had good luck using a couple of poker chips with the rough edges. I use two of them and rub them together to make the sound of a squirrel cutting nuts. Carry some hard corn in your pocket and toss a few kernals into the leaves on the ground to sound like cuttings hitting the ground. I prefer to stand next to a tree and watch for squirrels. It seems to make you blend into the surroundings better then if you were standing out by yourself.





    A few additional words of advice, use camoflage, look lots and move little.Best time to hunt squirrel?
    The best time to hunt squirrels is the first hour of daylight and the two hours before sunset. Hunt them during late summer and early fall for best results. They seem to like weather in the 60s - 80s. Hunt them before and directly after a rain. They will be moving in search of food, and if it is wet you will be quieter in the woods.





    You can find them during this time in pecan, hickory, walnut, and later in oak trees. Listen for a grinding noise that sounds like two quarters being rubbed together (the rough sides). This is the sound of them ';cutting'; nuts. Once you locate the tree in which they are cutting, watch for tiny bits of nutshells falling. Look directly up from where they fall and you should be able to locate the squirrel. The leaves are still on this time of year so also watch for shaking leaves. If the cuttings are fresh you can sometimes smell them before you find the right tree. Take a green nut and scrape it with your knife. That is the smell you will recognize in the woods.





    A shotgun is the best selection for this time of year. The squirrels tend to be moving a lot and present difficult targets in the leafy canopy. Also, there is usually more than one squirrel in a good tree. After your first shot, mark the squirrel that dropped and then wait about five minutes. If there is another squirrel in the tree, it should begin moving around again.





    Have fun.






    get to your spot before the sun comes up and just sit and wait until it comes up for about 45 mins...during that time you should be able to spot some coming down from the trees and/or running around the ground to get to another tree or food source...you could wait longer if you want or just get your things and walk quitly on path ways to other big trees around you to spot them out...when it gets too warm for you, thats when they feel warm too and would be gazing the sun or digging around on the ground...some will be on the acorn trees if they are ready and others would be on the ground, either eating and digging or chasing each other around...i always like it better in the mornings becuase you get to snipe them with the 22 easier...and then its pretty much shotgun for the rest of the day....they come out hot or cold...and dry or damp...but if its too wet and cold, they would most likely still be snugged in the trees....
    Just after the sun comes up in early fall and spring. Spring is not that good because you could end up separating a mom from her babies, but it is good hunting. I prefer fall because they are fat and waiting to sit on that old oak branch and catch some rays especially after a rainy night or very cold spell. Late evening is good too.
    The best time is in the fall (all daylight hours, but AM and evening is best) under oak trees. They will be ';clipping'; the acorn bunches from the tree tops and letting them fall to the ground for gathering.





    Just enter the area and sit quietly until you hear the clippings hit the DRY leaves and move toward the tree that they are working. You'll see 'em.





    So: During the fall season, oak trees, preferably cool, dry and not windy. They hate wind!
    I find the best time is any time you can hunt.Squirrel is very good eating.








    Tip: Just go Time isn`t important ,but i find cool clear weather is the best





    Another tip: find the food acorns, beach nuts,hazel nuts etc.


    This is the best - clear cool days setting in acorns or beach nuts.
    Squirrel's are pretty active most of the day but more active in the morning and afternoons warm days seem to be best.
    Mostly mornings and afternoons.*
    in the early moring and late at night

    Check out this baby squirrel eating a piece of brocolli....?

    didn't it make you smile? i though it was adorable!


    http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/p鈥?/a>Check out this baby squirrel eating a piece of brocolli....?
    I had a little trouble loading it but it sure did make me smile,thanks.Check out this baby squirrel eating a piece of brocolli....?
    that's ADORABLE!!!
    yea that's cute, but I should point out that's a hamster not a squirrel :D
    Cute!!! I like Broccli!!!!
    cute
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  • HAHAHAHAHA!! there's a squirrel outside my house!

    hhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha oooo.....hehe....those things make me laugh.....i guess i should make this a question, so where you live do you have gray squirrels or red squirrels?HAHAHAHAHA!! there's a squirrel outside my house!
    I live in America, we tend to have more gray squirrels where we live, and if you're lucky you might be able to spot an albino squirrel :OHAHAHAHAHA!! there's a squirrel outside my house!
    I have plenty of red and grey squirrels at my garden all day long as we have a park about 1/2 a mile down the road into the town centre we call it the squirrel park because we have about a dozen old oak trees and they live up on the trees etc, its nice watching them collect the bread i throw out to the birds but as always the squirrels get there first. i live in Marlow, Buckinghamshire, England its a very busy town all day and night,
    Red in the trees, and grey in the ground. I live in SoCal.
    gray.. they're cuties.. we also have lots of nutty people. *points to Q asker..*
    Hahaha your so random its COOL!!!!!! Lol just as random as me hahahahahh





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    Oh yer ermm REd
    Hahaha i like 'em too.. Gray
    grey squirrels
    Grow up, squirrels can only be purple.
    woo hoo 2 points!
    gray and tons of em
    we have gray squirrels
    Say hello to him for me!
    haha, funny isent it lol =] we have gray squirrels...go feed it!
    There is a martian hidden inside it..............its not funny!
    O_o





    can i pet it?






    i really laughed


    but no
    i ahve dead squirrels
    i have grey :)
    go pet it
    are you stoned?
    keep it as a pet.

    If you give squirrels animal crackers, will they become cannibals?

    Someone in the office building next to mine, always feeds the squirrels, today they put out animal crackers, So what if the squirrels eat a squirrel cracker?If you give squirrels animal crackers, will they become cannibals?
    It's okay, there's no squirrel shaped crackers. Now, if a camel eats animal crackers, that would be different!If you give squirrels animal crackers, will they become cannibals?
    No they would not become cannibals,it wouldn`t matter if they ate a squirrel cracker they wouldn`t go crazy
    No,but crackers down home eat squirrels, and as far as I know they're not considered cannibals. PeeTee
    well....stay away from gingerbread men then....
    You are joking right?!?!?
    Once they taste squirrel they won't go back.
    the squirrel doesnt actually know what kind of crakcer it is all they know are they taste good and they are being fed
    not the smartest question
    NO EVEN IF YOU FEED THEM MEAT THEY WONT BECOME CANNIBALS GOD!
    Why, yes. Yes, they will. They will come after you with teeth bared and drag you off where your poor feeble minded questions will never be heard again.
    It wont hurt them a bit trust me i used to have a squirrel named rocky and i fed him crackers all the time and i still have him and its my third year having him
    It must be the whole blonde thing...ha ha...Thanks for the two points.
    Ha! Thanks for the laugh :))
    R U kidding?
    lol!!!!!!
    yeah uh well umm that a pretty bad joke

    Why, oh WHY, did Squirrel up the ante?? Should I accept?

    I WAS just going to keep asking questions until 5 pm Central time...now he has changed it to 7 pm eastern time...


    Should I accept?





    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?鈥?/a>Why, oh WHY, did Squirrel up the ante?? Should I accept?
    You are not afraid are you, Amy?





    Yes a deal is a deal, but deals can change if one person asks and the other accepts. If she dares. After all, it was a triple dog dareWhy, oh WHY, did Squirrel up the ante?? Should I accept?
    no :-) a deal is a deal, you can make another deal later, after you complete this one
    You go girl
    No you shouldn't. Squirrel Cage has a gift for finding those special people born only once every minute. Did you know he used to be a mortgage banker?





    Fool me once, shame on you.


    Fool me twice, on me


    Fooling me thrice is ownage.
    I like it go for it
    go for it gurl...=-)

    Why do squirrels run really fast then stop?

    It's so weird/cute I was just wondering.Why do squirrels run really fast then stop?
    Squirrels are prey animals. Most of the threat to a squirrels life comes from the air, not the ground.





    In other words a hawk is far more likely to kill a squirrel, than a fox.





    So a squirrel runs very fast, then makes a sudden stop...a bird of prey cannot react that fast. Most of them will overfly the squirrel, when they are in a killing dive.





    Stopping running also allows the squirrel to be able to listen really well. No noise of rustling leaving or twigs.





    Running fast and sudden stops are an adaptation that saves their lives.





    ~Garnet


    Permaculture homesteading/farming over 20 years


    Active wildlife study over 40 yearsWhy do squirrels run really fast then stop?
    Making sudden stops or changes in direction allows them to avoid predators (except for the car). It's a survival trait.
    something else became more important
    because they get pooped !





    Lol, or possibly to observe / mock us





    hehe

    I feel a lot of pretty girls look like squirrel's?

    atleast their face doesI feel a lot of pretty girls look like squirrel's?
    So that's where the saying - Bright eyed and bushy tailed- comes from.





    I always wondered about that...I feel a lot of pretty girls look like squirrel's?
    Well answer mine and you can tell me if im a squirrl lol





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    calling them squirrels, may get you chewed up pretty good and clawed too, the ladies prefer more respect.
    well, wot i think u mean was skinny pretty gals.. but have u thought that plus size gals look pretty too??? or mabe u havnt given it a thought.. i think u like fat pretty gals.....
    Hmmm....speechless.
    Haha well i suggest you don't tell them that,it won't get you very far mate.
    how are they pretty if they look like a squirrel?
    Geez , I must look like one. Im going to talk to a squirrel now. Whats good Sandy?
    what?
    Well... maybe they think you look like a....possum !!!!
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  • If I were a tree and you were a squirrel...?

    would you gather my nuts for Winter ???If I were a tree and you were a squirrel...?
    Well as they say, ';When in Rome, do as the Romans do!';If I were a tree and you were a squirrel...?
    ummm..probably not, Rusty(no pun intended)....but I would pee on your limbs...
    yes, i would hide your nuts in my mouth before i burried them.
    yes





    and I would jump all over you
    Nope, i'd eat you.

    HAHAHAHAHA!! there's a squirrel outside my house!

    hhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha oooo.....hehe....those things make me laugh.....i guess i should make this a question, so where you live do you have gray squirrels or red squirrels?HAHAHAHAHA!! there's a squirrel outside my house!
    I live in America, we tend to have more gray squirrels where we live, and if you're lucky you might be able to spot an albino squirrel :OHAHAHAHAHA!! there's a squirrel outside my house!
    I have plenty of red and grey squirrels at my garden all day long as we have a park about 1/2 a mile down the road into the town centre we call it the squirrel park because we have about a dozen old oak trees and they live up on the trees etc, its nice watching them collect the bread i throw out to the birds but as always the squirrels get there first. i live in Marlow, Buckinghamshire, England its a very busy town all day and night,
    Red in the trees, and grey in the ground. I live in SoCal.
    gray.. they're cuties.. we also have lots of nutty people. *points to Q asker..*
    Hahaha your so random its COOL!!!!!! Lol just as random as me hahahahahh





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    Oh yer ermm REd
    Hahaha i like 'em too.. Gray
    grey squirrels
    Grow up, squirrels can only be purple.
    woo hoo 2 points!
    gray and tons of em
    we have gray squirrels
    Say hello to him for me!
    haha, funny isent it lol =] we have gray squirrels...go feed it!
    There is a martian hidden inside it..............its not funny!
    O_o





    can i pet it?






    i really laughed


    but no
    i ahve dead squirrels
    i have grey :)
    go pet it
    are you stoned?
    keep it as a pet.

    Why do squirrels run really fast then stop?

    It's so weird/cute I was just wondering.Why do squirrels run really fast then stop?
    Squirrels are prey animals. Most of the threat to a squirrels life comes from the air, not the ground.





    In other words a hawk is far more likely to kill a squirrel, than a fox.





    So a squirrel runs very fast, then makes a sudden stop...a bird of prey cannot react that fast. Most of them will overfly the squirrel, when they are in a killing dive.





    Stopping running also allows the squirrel to be able to listen really well. No noise of rustling leaving or twigs.





    Running fast and sudden stops are an adaptation that saves their lives.





    ~Garnet


    Permaculture homesteading/farming over 20 years


    Active wildlife study over 40 yearsWhy do squirrels run really fast then stop?
    Making sudden stops or changes in direction allows them to avoid predators (except for the car). It's a survival trait.
    something else became more important
    because they get pooped !





    Lol, or possibly to observe / mock us





    hehe

    I feel a lot of pretty girls look like squirrel's?

    atleast their face doesI feel a lot of pretty girls look like squirrel's?
    So that's where the saying - Bright eyed and bushy tailed- comes from.





    I always wondered about that...I feel a lot of pretty girls look like squirrel's?
    Well answer mine and you can tell me if im a squirrl lol





    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;鈥?/a>
    calling them squirrels, may get you chewed up pretty good and clawed too, the ladies prefer more respect.
    well, wot i think u mean was skinny pretty gals.. but have u thought that plus size gals look pretty too??? or mabe u havnt given it a thought.. i think u like fat pretty gals.....
    Hmmm....speechless.
    Haha well i suggest you don't tell them that,it won't get you very far mate.
    how are they pretty if they look like a squirrel?
    Geez , I must look like one. Im going to talk to a squirrel now. Whats good Sandy?
    what?
    Well... maybe they think you look like a....possum !!!!

    If I were a tree and you were a squirrel...?

    would you gather my nuts for Winter ???If I were a tree and you were a squirrel...?
    Well as they say, ';When in Rome, do as the Romans do!';If I were a tree and you were a squirrel...?
    ummm..probably not, Rusty(no pun intended)....but I would pee on your limbs...
    yes, i would hide your nuts in my mouth before i burried them.
    yes





    and I would jump all over you
    Nope, i'd eat you.

    Have you ever wrestled a nut away from a squirrel?

    in jello?Have you ever wrestled a nut away from a squirrel?
    Don't try it sister, you need to fondle them carefully first.Have you ever wrestled a nut away from a squirrel?
    Yea..it was in my dream
    No!! But I did save a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Gieco!!
    This is a f-ed up question. I must say that I am nuts enough that I don't have to go wrestle any away from poor squirrels.......
    hahaha! that sounds like alot of fun! I would beat that nut!
    haha she said ';nut';
    I busted a nut in a squirrel once, does that count?
    can't say that I have....but that might be something I need to try :)
    no in pudding
    No, but one stole my nut one.
    I have not, but my wife has. (and it was in pudding, not jello)
    You mean wrastle





    and yes, yes I have
    No, but I've wrestled a kitty in baby oil...that was fun!








    I need a cigarette now!
    thats how i lost my right leg... but i got that nut!!
    mmm jello.


    I have no idea what we were talking about but I love jello and its all that matters to me in this question. Lime, strawberry, watermelon.... so many glorious flavors
    Twice, it's not worth it....
    I like the way their cheeks bulge when they stuff both your nuts in their mouth.
    no but i did arm wrestle the pope in 1792
    Yep , accidently ripped them off too . my bad..
    Well, he was not a squirrel and he got the Nut, but we were in Jello
    Yes actully, I have.
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  • If i were to kill a dog i would feel bad but if i kill a squirrel or bird don't really care?

    i mean like on the street. with a car.i wonder why. do you guys feel the same wayIf i were to kill a dog i would feel bad but if i kill a squirrel or bird don't really care?
    Man. You need to drive on my next road trip. Free meat for miles.If i were to kill a dog i would feel bad but if i kill a squirrel or bird don't really care?
    A dog has personality, a bird and a squirell just run away from ppl.
    You will need more time to grow up.
    you make me sick
    dogs are cool and friendly. squirrels and birds are vermin. 2 points each I believe.
    Dogs are seen as Pets, you have grown up thinking of Mans best Freind, while a squerrel or bird is a wild animal which is in the way.
    yes because dogs and squirels and birds are way different.


    dogs are smart and use full.


    squirrels are weird and useless.


    birds are too small and have no use
    I would feel bad if I killed ANY living being.
    An animal, I would feel bad,regardless of what it was. A terrorist, that's whole different story.
    I still feel bad if i kill a bird or a squirrel still....but like they had a chance at least?
    becasue one is somoenes pet...and the other isnt...but i still feel bad regardless
    does not bother me.
    If I run over something in the street, I do not have a lot of remorse. I guess that is bad. I will not swerve to miss an animal. I will slow down or stop if possible and I would never hit one intentially, but if I do it doesnt really bother me.
    it is do to your personal connection with dogs and cats or other domestic animals in comparison to your dissassociation with wild animals.





    Similiar to why 3,000+ a day can die in some foreign country and most of america (yes I said most) is unaffected by it emotionally but when the World Trade Center is attacked the entire country is in morning.





    You are normal
    Well


    I do not feel the same. If anybody gets killed by me i'll feel bad irrespective of the fact that who has got hurt.


    I think this happens with you, because maybe your more sensetive towards dogs.





    Maybe because you are one ;-)

    Ever had your lights shut off by a mad squirrel?

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071120/ap_o鈥?/a>





    this has got to suck.........


    hehe ;)Ever had your lights shut off by a mad squirrel?
    So are they like Terrorists? Are we going to invade their land for oil too?Ever had your lights shut off by a mad squirrel?
    if by ';mad squirrel'; you mean furious masturbation, then yes
    Actually, when I was younger my family was at an amusement park and the power went out cuz of a chipmunk. That sucked!
    No but years ago squirrels made a home in our attic.
    one year the squirrels chewed all the little white bulbs off the xmas lights in the trees outside. i was pi$sed because it took me hours to get them up there! it was still pretty funny....
    haha! i just read that like 5 minutes ago, man you gotta love them squirrels, its a sign, next, they'll be taking over the world! muhaha!


    but seriously, i thinks thats funny as hell, in one place a squirrel shut down power from over 1400 people! lmao! i love it!
    It's a conspiracy. Look up Tim Bedore's animal conspiracy theory. I don't think he's crazy.

    Attacked by a squirrel... ?

    My Grandma was attacked by a squirrel, I'm not sure if it had rabies or anything, but it scratched her and stuff and I'm wondering if she'll have to go to the doctors for a shot.


    She told me that everyone at work told her to go, and I'm telling her to go, but she keeps saying that she doesn't need to go.Attacked by a squirrel... ?
    Well, if this is your Grandma, for God's sake, don't risk it, take her to the hospital!!!Attacked by a squirrel... ?
    When an animal that is usually afraid of people attacks a person, rabies has to be suspected, though it is not necessarily the cause.

    If I, Ichi, (being perfectly strange) were to give you 拢1000, would you duct-tape a squirrel to their head?

    If not, what would you be willing to do?





    Oprah and I will be conducting several surveys on this subject...





    Please do not be smutty, I can get that for free...





    Oh go on, you can be smutty if you likeIf I, Ichi, (being perfectly strange) were to give you 拢1000, would you duct-tape a squirrel to their head?
    i do not know how much that is... maybe you and oprah would be interested in a 3-way. lolIf I, Ichi, (being perfectly strange) were to give you 拢1000, would you duct-tape a squirrel to their head?
    Make it 1001 and i'm game
    I'd be willing to take the money, pat you on the shoulder, tell you that you're bigger than that and walk away from you.... of course only after I have the money in my pocket.
    No, it might hurt the squirrell. I would take a giant crap on ';their'; head, however, if that is equally acceptable.
    sure
    No
    only if he takes me to dinner %26amp; a movie first.
    Sure, anything for you, Ichi darling :)
    LOL


    that stuck me as very funny
    For 拢1,000, I would gladly fire Orlando Bloom out of a cannon and in to outer space.
    I will do it


    you keep me intertained with your questions and answers so I will do it
    Sweet Ichi, you need not pay me a full grand to wax your squirrel with duct tape! You need only ask! Strange as you are, I am sure you'd be happy to feel a grand in your pocket!...
    I'm sure my dog ( Bonnie ) would love that. Shes been having a on going battle with a certain squirrel in the back yard. And the squirrel been winning......Lol !





    Sure I would !!!!!!!
    But of course.........
    to who's head??
    Nope - it might hurt the squirrel. I'm sure that you could get me to do plenty of other embarassing things, like flash my breasts or walk around with my skirt tucked into my pantyhose, or wear a clown suit or mascot costume...
    Their head, sure. Especially if I am allowed to use my heavy gloves and the squirrel is wearing spats.








    Edit: If you meant duct-tape a squirrel to my head, again yes, but I would wrap that little squirrel up like a mummy, so it would be restricted from doing much damage.
    Would I duct-tape a squirrel to WHOSE head? You said their. Did you mean mine? I'd have to think about that. Is the squirrel dead, or alive and might bite me? I don't know if I'd want a dead squirrel anywhere near me. And live squirrels can be very feisty. Oh, it's a hard decision. How long would it have to remain on my head in order to collect the money? All day? A couple of hours? Would I have to feed it if it's alive? Wouldn't it start to stink if it were dead? Oh, too many variables, Ichi. I cannot make up my mind.
    That depends on to whose head the squirrel is to be taped.
    Please.


    ..


    ...


    ...


    I have a squirrel tap dancing on my head.


    Now show me the money.
    To who's head and I wouldn't want the squirrel to be harmed.

    WHY DO SQUIRRELS WHIP THEIR TAILS AROUND WHEN COMMUNICATING?

    I notice it in my yard...is it like their GPS system..or is rain on the way or is this how they converse with each other?WHY DO SQUIRRELS WHIP THEIR TAILS AROUND WHEN COMMUNICATING?
    Tail whipping is an anger posture , meant to ';stay away'; mostly to other squirrels.WHY DO SQUIRRELS WHIP THEIR TAILS AROUND WHEN COMMUNICATING?
    Hello ,





    Anything that moves will give Body Language .
    Maybe its like how some humans use there hands when they talk. Who knows :)
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  • Thursday, January 21, 2010

    If I have two pets a kitty and a squirrel that loves coke, but I love Pespi, can I force feed them my pespi?

    Would it be wrong to convert them with force?If I have two pets a kitty and a squirrel that loves coke, but I love Pespi, can I force feed them my pespi?
    Yes, TTC, stop forcing your belief in Pepsi down other people's ....er.. pets, throats!!





    Bad eye. Watch out you don't get poked.





    LOL.If I have two pets a kitty and a squirrel that loves coke, but I love Pespi, can I force feed them my pespi?
    Everyone has a choice to make


    But until you reach an age that you make your own decisions then what is mine is yours and what is yours is mine
    I've heard that marinating with soda really increases the tenderness.
    um lets not get violent on the squirrels becuase everyone knows they will replace humans and take over the world
    put a mentos in their mouth first
    why not just give them water instead.





    it would be almost like a compromise, and your pets won't rise up in revolt.





    eclectic pagan
    Why would you want to force feed them??!! I have two squirrels and they like potatoes, apples, watermelon, strawberries, french fries, pinto beans, corn bread, and I could go on and on.
    Sure they are the majority, and the majority rules in the democratic countries.
    dont convert me! I love my coke! and I will never part with it!
    By all means..... force feed the animals..... DUH!! You shouldn't have animals if you're using any kind of force on them!!
    Watch your squirrel carefully, small mammals and gas sometimes goes badly. Who does the shopping? Wouldn't that be difficult with just an eye, a kitten and a squirrel?
    Yes, conversion by force is always wrong.

    What is the best pest repeller for squirrels inside my attic wall ? ?

    i need one that can penetrate through the walls. and at the same time, not going to interfere with my sleep...it's a furnished attic. where can i find one ? and how much am i looking at ? thanks.What is the best pest repeller for squirrels inside my attic wall ? ?
    Seriously. no cat.


    Go to a garden shop or a wildlife feed shop and try to buy FOX URINE. I am serious.


    The squirrels will leave, and then you fix the holes and entrance points with wire screening.





    internet sales: but look in your city too.


    http://www.nextag.com/551677344p/zz2zB4z鈥?/a>





    Foxes are too clever to urinate in your attic for no reason. I am giving serious advice from experience.What is the best pest repeller for squirrels inside my attic wall ? ?
    Cats poop in your garden!! and you invite foxes to urinate in your attic ....bit drastic!! go the electronic route ........





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    this is Ebay UK but i feel sure you can get similar in the US !!! good luck !!
    Get a cat, or 3... I've got 5, no squirrels, rats, mice, or even pigeons around my house :D





    Oh and price = Free to get and free to feed if you've got enough squirrels :) or you could do a good deed in the process and get a few from the local pound though I don't know what they'd charge or if they'd have the spirit to hunt after being locked in cages for who knows how long

    Kindly penguin who believes in COD vs. a dizzy squirrel: Who wins the battle for world domination?

    The squirrel. The penguin only lives on the south pole, so the squirrel controls world oil resources and Xanax production.Kindly penguin who believes in COD vs. a dizzy squirrel: Who wins the battle for world domination?
    The Flying Spaghetti Monster.





    Hands (and noodles) down.Kindly penguin who believes in COD vs. a dizzy squirrel: Who wins the battle for world domination?
    I like warm, fuzzy things, not cold and waddling things. Sorry.
    The cat that hunts squirrels, COD, and penguins.





    Time for lunch...
    You do, my funny-walking friend. YOU do. Penguins such as ourselves can be pretty damm fierce. (see source below)





    Penguins are the salt of the earth. But if the penguins lose their savour, wherewith shall it be salted?
    It's Sparta vs. Athens again. Land power vs. sea power. Since penguins lay their eggs on land, I'm going with the squirrel.
    Sorry, as much as I'd liek it to be the penguin, the answer is the squirrel.





    Help me... the squirrels are watching me... Help... me...
    The Jedi shall slay all, and feast upon your flesh!





    So, I win...
    This all smells a bit fishy, it sounds nuts.
    Gotta go with the squirrel- they can hold things- penguins can't- simple as that
    I say you mate and live happily ever after.
    Penguins can be pretty aggressive. I vote for the Penguin.

    Why do squirrels live for 25 years and rats only 3 years?

    Why are closely-related species so variant in longevity?Why do squirrels live for 25 years and rats only 3 years?
    A 25 year old squirrel would be pretty ancient. They actually live more like 10 to 15 years, but they do live several times longer than rats.


    Generally a species life span is determined by how long it takes to reproduce enough young to ensure continuation of the population.


    Rats are much faster breeders. A female rat can produce 40 baby rats a year, while a squirrel only has 7 or 8 babies per year. So it takes five times as long to produce the same number of new additions to the species. In the wild, most rodents become food for some other animal before they can reproduce, so only a couple of those 40 are likely to survive and produce 40 more.





    So the next question would be why do rats breed so much faster? That may have something to do with lifestyle and diet. Squirrels are vegetarians. In general, vegetarian species grow slower, reproduce less and live longer. Most squirrels are cold climate species, which hibernate or reduce their activity greatly in winter. Rats are always active. They are not adapted to cold weather, and only survive in Northern climates by living in houses or other manmade structures. Basically, through evolution rats have developed a live fast, die young strategy of survival.Why do squirrels live for 25 years and rats only 3 years?
    A rat's heart will beat faster than a squirrle so thats why.

    Britain's Best Dish - Will anyone be trying the squirrel pie ?

    There's loads of them in my garden .................... I wouldn't even have to go to Tesco lol :-)Britain's Best Dish - Will anyone be trying the squirrel pie ?
    I've never ate rat- so I wouldn't know !


    However, Hedgehog is tasty cooked in an oven in the ground - apparently -according to some local children who had it with their BBQBritain's Best Dish - Will anyone be trying the squirrel pie ?
    thanx 4 BA!

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    I wouldn't Kirst No but I would try my hardest to make the pie and feed it to one of my cats Daisy. I have 3 Squirrel's who live in the tree at the bottom of my garden and they are forever terrorising her. My other cat Gizmo squares up to them so they leave him alone.
    Have you eaten rat Kirst?... Yuk


    Mind you I have a suspicion that I ate some kind of bush rat when I last went to Ghana. They told me I was eating ';Bush meat';...It didn't taste like anything I knew and I didn't like to ask exactly what it was...lol


    It was quite tasty though.
    With roasted veg....garlic...and basted from time to time...its lovely...





    Trust me....my Great great grandparents were Romany Gypsies...





    And they have a lovely recipe for Hedgehog too....





    How do you think I get my *Romany Vibes* Kirst...????
    The way the economy is going, we will all be trying it, ---roasted, boiled , and fried !!!
    we also have loads in the garden-could never eat one- it would be like eating the neighbour's cat...





    ~x~
    PASS on that one to close to nature and so cute to look at for me to even think that
    They probably will do yes, but not me.
    Awwww not me, Im a veggie ..... squirrels are lovely little animals.

    Is it against Jewish or Islamic law to consume squirrel?

    I don't know, but I'm sure it's against squirrel, dog and cat laws...Is it against Jewish or Islamic law to consume squirrel?
    Then why did you pick my answer?

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    Is it against Jewish or Islamic law to consume squirrel?
    Yes....Bible talks in Leviticus...no rodent (includes squirrels)





    no feline (all cats)





    no canine (all dogs)
    Hey! Leave the squirrels alone.
    bad news for the squirrel
    Yes, so quit thinking you are better of than them just because you are a pig and not on the shopping list.
    Hmmm, could be unclean animals? I know Muslims consider dogs unclean -- they won't even touch them.
    Yes
    You must be an epicure


    if squirrel and dog are food.


    You ain't no philosopher:


    ain't got the ..... for the gig.


    But I dig your avitar,


    your, uh, stinking little pig.
    every thing in the world is against Islamic law-------except car bombing
    It's against squirrel law to consume a squirrel,


    against cat law to consume a cat,


    against dog law to consume a dog.





    I hope this gets to you before your Xmas dinner preparation!





    In any case make sure,


    in order to be in alignment


    with both Jewish and Islamic law,


    that you purchase '; hallal'; meat ( killed with the prayer and drained of blood)


    or eat vegetarian.
    I don't know about Islamic law, but according to Jewish law, only animals that have split hooves and chew their cud are allowed. Thus, squirrels, cats, dogs, camels, monkeys and whatnot are out.
    What kind of person would eat a squirrel, dog or cat? They are all adoreable creatures that God put on this Earth for people to enjoy as pets (ok maybe not the squirrel but it was put on this earth to be enjoyed by people as something cute to see in the woods). Dont eat a squirrel, dog, or cat.. I think in ANY religion it is wrong. I hope i dont seem mean but I just %26lt;3 animals and I cant stand to hear about ppl eating animals that werent inteeded to be eaten.
    Dogs and Cats are out, as they are omnivores.





    I would suspect squirrel is okay, as they are herbivores
    Its against my religion! (Not literally)





    Those poor animals...





    Everytime I eat deermeat I throw up. cant eat those really cute animals...
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  • Why do squirrels have such jerky movements?

    Wouldn't that waste a lot of energy.Why do squirrels have such jerky movements?
    Probably because their eyes are on the side of their heads and they have to jerk their heads around so see what they heard. They are prey so they have to be aware about their surroundings. Cars, snakes, hawks, etc. Their life is very hectic.Why do squirrels have such jerky movements?
    No, I would say because they always need to be on the look out for danger. Because they must leave their home in the trees to search for food, and it require a lot of searching, they need to be on the alert at all times. I found a baby squirrel and raised him. I had to feed him from a dropper. He died after he ate something he shouldn't have. But I loved him so much. If I hadn't taken him in, the stray cats would have eaten him. It was a wonderful experience because ever since I was a little girl I had been fascinated with them and always wanted to touch one. He was very loving and affectionate. He even gave us kisses and slept with me until he became too hyper and wouldn't let me sleep!
    They probably have to naturally be fast and constantly looking around for protection against cats and other animals.


    My mom brought in a baby squirrel years ago. It was cute. We raised it. It would crawl all over people, up and down your pants and on your head. We originally intended on just keeping him until he was big enough to take care of himself and then turn him loose but he got so used to people he probably would have never survived on his own outside. We gave him to a local museum that had a petting zoo type area, they took him in and gave him a good home. made him the star of the place. He would do tricks with the workers in front of the kids-kids loved it.
    I don't know but have often wondered why squirrels and birds don't build their nests in the same tree. They aren't predators of each other but they do share some of the same foods.
    It does waste a lot of energy but do you see how many nuts they eat!!! High in protein and fiber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Go squirrels!


    They rock just like you!
    I saw a bunch of squirrels cooking up and smoking meth in my backyard...That might have somethin' to do with it

    What was this squirrel doing??

    Today i saw a frantic squirrel carrying another squirrel (smaller, but not a baby) in his mouth, running accross the street. I think the squirrel being carried was dead. This imagine has been haunting me all day - what was going on? They are not carnivorous animals are they? Are they capable of killing another of their species? I'd love your serious thoughts on this.What was this squirrel doing??
    Baby squirrels can get pretty darn big before they leave Mama. Some birds actually get bigger than their parents before they leave. They slim down later when they do more flying.What was this squirrel doing??
    Thanks for the points.

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    I think that he was saving a life.
    Yes, squirrels are opportunistic eaters, and have been known to be carnivorous (baby birds and worms, for example). Cannibalistic would be even more unusual, but not impossible.
    i dunno
    Seriously, they bury their young.
    I've seen this happen too, and the squink was a younger squirrel being carried off by its mommy (the smaller one was alive). Squirrels are not carnivorous in that they kill things to eat them, but a lot of urban squirrels are scavengers and will eat just about anything, from leftover chicken to candy bars.

    I need help!!!!! Squirrel?

    My cat found and tried to kill a newborn squirrel and I have no clue of what to do wit it. There's no nest around and I can't put it back cuz my cat will eat it (he's done it before). So any info of how I should take care of it and what should I doI need help!!!!! Squirrel?
    Just kill the cat!!!I need help!!!!! Squirrel?
    You have a problem, but then you know that. That baby squirrel now has your cat's smell and yours too.





    I once found some ducklings that were covered in a gas mixture (a leak from a local gas station into their little stream). I tried to take care of them, but I could see I wasn't doing a very good job...little things tend not to trust you when you have to give them a thorough washing!!





    I finally called some local government agency to come and get them. I can't remember who the agency was and I think that's because I had to call quite a few and it was about 20 years ago. I want to think maybe a forest preserve group helped me.





    Start with your local village hall or wildlife rescue and see what they can do for you.





    Not that it would help a baby anything, they are more or less trapped into their nest, but maybe some bells on the cat's collar would help a bit. I have a friend who did that when her cat started bringing her birds as gifts





    Good luck!!
    If yuo have any small milk bottles like used for baby dolls... let it drink from one or jst dip ur finger in warm milk and let it lick it off. Don't put it back.. it has u and ur cats scent now and the mother may reject it... call ur local vet or RSPCA im sure they would be happy to help im good your sucha nice person to take care of the poor creature... have a lovely day %26lt;3.
    go to a place were they take care of animails look on the internet





    or get a shoe box and blankets in it and feed the Squirrel milk from a baby bobdle and when it can run around get a cage a hamster cage


    look stuff up on the internet
    Feed it milk with a small bottle like the ones for dolls. keep it in a shoebox or something small like that and put that stuff they use for hamsters, the wood shaving things.
    look up wildlife rehab-and take it to a rehabber if you have one nearby, otherwise look for tips on wildlife rehab sites (its illeagal to care for wildlife in some sates though, just fyi-i think thats a stupid law though.....)
    Look, you have a problem and you seek the solution. The cat is in the way. Either kill your cat or put a leash on it. Think about the neighborhood squirrels
    release it in to the wild if it is healthy. if not look up ways to care for it and release it when it is healthy again.


    and i would advise for you to keep your cat inside
    Well..if I were u,I'd wait a bit for the mom.....if she still hasn't come back, I'd take it somewhere where they're r other squirrels, like a park or something.for the meantime, go to this website:





    http://squirrelworld.com/ifounda.html
    Just kill it. I had like four of them one time at the bottom of my large oak tree. Dealt with it. Unless you want to raise the thing.
    nuture it into adulthood and then release it in central park so the homeless guys have something new to sodomize
    You can call the national wild life inforcement and they should come get it.
    Take it to a vet or someone who has training or something!


    And if you cant...please dont let the poor guy suffer :[


    Hope this helps :]
    Um, let him eat it?





    It's a squirrel, their sole purpose in life is to be eaten by other things.
    well, you have two options:


    Let the cat finish the job


    or


    Call animal services
    Find if theirs a foster animal shelter or something is nearby; you can look online.
    Just release it into the wild.
    Aww wittel sqerl.
    uhh kill the squril and eat it. damn good meal squirl and gravy
    If its really young and hurt badly end its life sadly. if its not visibaly harmed and old enough let him go
    take care of it and keep it ;)


    far away in a cage maybe so ur evil cat doesnt reach it ;)

    I want to plant a garden this summer but i have alot of squirrels in my yard?

    i have a very large tree that the squirrles nest in. also my neighbor attracts them and feeds them. i would like to plant a garden this summer. do you have any tips or advice to keep them out of the garden?





    someone told me that i could plant hot peppers outside of the garden and this would help. is there any truth to this? does building a fence work?I want to plant a garden this summer but i have alot of squirrels in my yard?
    I have squirrels but they never bother my garden,rabbits will and a fence can keep them out but not squirrels,they can climbI want to plant a garden this summer but i have alot of squirrels in my yard?
    Hi there


    I feed all sorts of wild life in my garden including grey squirrels, birds and hedgehogs. I have noticed that the squirrels never dig in my garden as there is always ample food there. They do dig up bulbs in my neighbours garden.


    Perhaps you should put ample food out for the creatures then there will be no need for them to dig up plants.


    Best wishes from Sue
    Forget the fence, it isn't going to keep the squirrels away.





    Try the hot pepper planting. You could also sprinkle hot pepper around your garden. Re-sprinkle after a rain. Give it try, it might do the trick.

    Human VRS The Squirrel?

    Who would win %26amp; why?Human VRS The Squirrel?
    I ran over a squirrel yesterday in my caddy! I win!Human VRS The Squirrel?
    The Squirrel, because he's Bonkers.
    The squirrel, just because.
    Human because humans have nuclear weaponry.


    Boom, there goes all the squirrels.

    Whats faster.... a squirrel or a cat?

    our cat is faster I seen her catch themWhats faster.... a squirrel or a cat?
    My Alsatian Wolf Dog is faster than both. ^. .^Whats faster.... a squirrel or a cat?
    im going to go with cat; since the fastest animal in the world is a cat.
    squirrel
    a cat.
    according to the view in my yard the cat
    Um... I'm going to go with...





    Car.





    RUN SQUIRREL AND CAT RUN!!
    I'd say a squirrel...
    cat
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  • Halal foods - are squirrel waffles okay?

    Unlike Mr Vauxhall Cavalier and Police Girl I wouldn`t put any old thing in my mouth !Halal foods - are squirrel waffles okay?
    The meat of most animals (other than Pigs, which are never acceptable in Islam) is halal if it is killed in accordance with the laws of Dhabiha (ie blessed by an Imam, no anaethesia %26amp; drained of blood - as per the Quran).





    Although I dont know many people who'd be keen on trying them so to kill them in accordance with Dhabiha regulations would probably be a waste of time.Halal foods - are squirrel waffles okay?
    thst doesnt sound so good, i would prefere sweet waffles if your making them
    ?
    Squirrel is fine. Halal is the way its killed. as long as the dirty tree dweller doesn`t have its head cut off. Feast away!
    only if you bled the squirrel on a night with a full moon ;)
    No police girl.....obviously just whole idiot.
    British people should care about that,not Bulgarians with self-employed visas like you!


    Shut it now!
    yuck sooner you than me
    Why would you want to eat a waffle made from squirrels???


    EEWWWW!
    Doesn't sound appetising to me, but go ahead and eat it if you want. Can't tell you how healthy that is though.
    So you are a half asian as well then?
    You would have to serve them with Nutella!!
    sure! - if you like hair in your mouth and nuts on your tongue!!

    I kissed a squirrel....?

    and I liked it?





    ...It felt so wrong, it felt so right....





    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZ鈥?/a>





    Do you think this has spoof potential?I kissed a squirrel....?
    One could only hope you would be nutty for a certain squirrel %26lt;silly grin%26gt;





    Yes sure it has potential, just ask me private likeI kissed a squirrel....?
    I kissed a squirrel and a squirrel kissed me
    might as well be a new song


    seriously
    i liked





    I KILLED a squirrel and I LIKED it. =)





    squirrels scare me =) hah
    You bet. Squirrels are terribly misunderstood. Go, girl.
    as long as the squirrel didn't bite off more than he can chew.
    Better get a rabies shot.
    Just as long as it didn't have any nuts in its mouth?
    Oh yeah! This sounds like some serious FUN!
    i hope the squirrels partner doesn't mind
    I liked it, It's good to be bad.
    not really


    maybe
    good for you now get tested for rabies
    heck yes.
    i kissed a squirrel.. i hope it won't give me rabbies.

    Why did the squirrel...?

    Why did the cross the road he wanted to show his girlfriend his guts!Why did the squirrel...?
    ewww. lol


    good one though.








    he got hit by a car people!


    although it could be nuts too.Why did the squirrel...?
    Interesting...
    What exactly did the cross do?
    haha
    LEARN ENGLISH and by the way its NUTS not guts
    I didn't get the joke until LindsayRose explained it to me LOL!
    Are you sure taht he didn't want to show her his NUTS?/
    Wow.
    it would be funnier if you knew better english
    yuck lol.
    check what you wrote before you post it. :)

    Seeing as a squirrel?

    is so agile and good with its hands could one be trained to break into houses and nick stuff?





    And nobody would ever suspect the squirrel even better if i put a little balaclava on him.Seeing as a squirrel?
    Actually you can train monkeys to go steal stuff much easier. I have never heard of a squirell being trained like that, there brains are to small, I guess. I know someone who trained a dog to do stuff like that too, though. But they're probably not good for going inside people's houses.Seeing as a squirrel?
    Since you seem to have a vast array of animals in your repertoire...you might as well put them to work.
    Squirrels seem to get distracted too easily.





    Try a ferret.
    it would never work
    that's a good idea. if you can keep up with the Nut cracking then i think it's a good idea.
    That would totally work! I think your onto something...
    You lost me.


    My squirrel doesn't have hands.But you can put baklava on it if you like.
    wow i should train some of these animals to do some work for me! your idea is amazing *_*








    I would have a juggling monkey for a distraction if needed
    No I see dead people.
    Umm I like baklava.
    no I dont think that would be possible. Keep dreaming

    Admit it, you secretly wish you were a squirrel?

    Looking all cute with those puffy cheeks, nibbling on food very quicklyAdmit it, you secretly wish you were a squirrel?
    ummmmmmm, NOAdmit it, you secretly wish you were a squirrel?
    definitely not
    I guess I like the tail part :)
    do i get to eat unlimited acorns???
    yes. I admit it lol
    I really don't see a michelin in my future..thank you very much.


    No invites for dinner at the road kill cafe.
    nice.. when i was a kid i used to think that.. they are so cute!!!
    Oh yes indeed... A pink one with purple pokadots...
    OMG uh yese, dey r so cute, well frm wat ive seen i liv in Australia dnt a have them here!
    yes i like squirrels feed them every day
    that would be awesome
    They are adorable!!!!
    I already am a squirrel. Fear me you tiny humans!
    haha... aww, you caught me :]


    squirrels are pretty rad. i wish i was one.
    i hate peanuts,so no
    No not a squirrel, But I would enjoy being a fly on a wall sometimes....
    how did you know? : )
    Why yes, yes I do. Then I could play with my squirrel friend, Joey who lives in my yard and knocks on my door when he is hungry for something like bread.
    Yep, but only if you'll be one with me, I sure would hate to be a lonesome squirrel looking all cute with puffy cheeks, nibbling on food very quickly... lol
    Naaahhh, everyone knows cows have more fun!
    maybe a cat.
    no i hate squirrels and always will
    I wish i was a sewer rat dude.
    And the tree jumping would be fun too. :)
    how bout no
    Squirrels are often the cause of electricity outages. The animals will enter transformers or capacitors looking for food. The squirrels are then electrocuted and cause a power surge that shorts equipment. Squirrels have brought down the high-tech NASDAQ stock market twice and were responsible for a spate of power outages at the University of Alabama. They will often chew on tree branches to sharpen their teeth but cannot tell the difference between a tree branch and a live power line.





    Come to think of it.......ah.....maybe....no!
    How did you know?

    Ever eaten squirrel, deer, etc.?

    I've had deer,bear,frog.Ever eaten squirrel, deer, etc.?
    no. good luck.Ever eaten squirrel, deer, etc.?
    Yes to deer (venison). It was very good but wouldnt want to eat it every day.





    Eating squirrel is gross. Its like a rat with a fluffy tail!





    LOL about tasting like chicken!!


    So many unknown things are said to taste like chicken.
    Yes deer
    Yes.
    Had deer plenty of times.
    nope, and will not....





    I had someone pressure me one time to try deer.... I just told them I will not eat Bambi....
    Yes and yes....squirrel, cooked properly, tastes like chicken.
    Nope, i would certainly never eat a squirrel

    Have you/would you ever moonlight as a squirrel?

    Ah, you people are cracking me up today! Moonlight as a squirrel? I'd certainly give it some thought. No promises though.Have you/would you ever moonlight as a squirrel?
    Only if I was trying to surveillance on some aliens in the woods, if not then no I wouldn't ;DHave you/would you ever moonlight as a squirrel?
    No I wouldn't.
    Mulder, is this leading to a question about your nuts?
    Ha, ha, ha. I'm a little squirrely any how so why the heck not.
    Huh.
    Only if it's an Alien from Turkey, Ireland, California





    They can be a bit dangerous when your alone in the dark with them....





    Maybe you should try it.
    No.
    whats the deal with squirrels lately

    Have any of you heard of 'Foamy the Squirrel'??

    If you haven't you should check it out. Its a bunch of cartoons on the web. This is not meant for those of you with no sense of humor.


    Check It Out: www.illwillpress.com





    FOAMY ROCKS THE PEANUT!!!!Have any of you heard of 'Foamy the Squirrel'??
    love foamy and his squirrely wrath!Have any of you heard of 'Foamy the Squirrel'??
    haha funny stuff! interesting question!
    HELLZ YA!!! FOMY ROX!!!! Me and a few of my freinds r making spawn of faomy radio shows, feturing the foamy star's kids
    yes,


    Have you ever gone to Joecartoon.com or killfrog.com? Some of the cartoons on there are pretty good too.
    Yes...


    Love to hear his rants.
    Foamy ROCKS!!!!!!!!! The Katrina bit he did last year was great!!!!

    Where's that squirrel going?

    He's going for another ride on that slingshot.





    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzbhtRnPu鈥?/a>





    Wheee!Where's that squirrel going?
    AHHH he's gonna attack me help!!!!! :OWhere's that squirrel going?
    Where ever Mrs. Squirrel want him to.....
    To hide his nuts.
    Jenelle's house. She is my best friend and she use to own a squirrel.%26lt;%26lt; i am telling the truth. it ran away b/c it was getting older and it wanted to go out side to explore. its probabaly coming back.:)
    To steal the cat food on my porch!

    What happened to Squirrel?

    You know, the guy who always did the :@) thing. I read in another question that he passed away. Is this true? How did it happen? I used to post here several months back on a different account and he was always one of my favorites.What happened to Squirrel?
    Yes, it is true. I don't remember what he died from, exactly.What happened to Squirrel?
    He's looking for this nuts
    I'm not sure, but I miss him too!


    He had some pretty wacky and fun answers along with the serious ones! Gotta love him!
    He passed away in his lovers arms during the morning. I Feel bad for his daughter. =(
    Cancer took him away, he fought it for months and it finally won. He went peacefully surrounded by his loved ones knowing full well that his spirit will forever live on in Canada, recruiting for the gay lifestyle. (Serious, he told me to say that after he'd passed)
    He died while having sex - otherwise known as ';galloping pneumonia';
    wasnt that guy a perv?

    Sugar glider / flying squirrel ?

    what's the different between sugar gliders and flying squirrel ?


    are they both same ??Sugar glider / flying squirrel ?
    Most importantly, they reproduce and bear their babies in fundamentally different ways:





    Flying squirrels are placental mammals. Placental mammals spend a long time developing inside the mother's body being nourished by a placenta before they are born.


    Sugar gliders are marsupial mammals, like kangaroos. Marsupial mammals may only spend a short time developing inside the mother's body and are very tiny when born. After birth, a baby marsupial crawls into its mother's pouch and is nourished by her milk as it continues to grow and develop.


    Flying squirrels and sugar gliders are only distantly related. So why do they look so similar then? Their gliding ';wings'; and big eyes are analogous structures. Natural selection independently adapted both lineages for similar lifestyles: leaping from treetops (hence, the gliding ';wings';) and foraging at night (hence, the big eyes).





    Sugar glider / flying squirrel ?
    a sugar glider is a sugar glider...





    and a flying squirrel is a flying squirrel.. they're different








    totally different.. like a mouse and a bird
    this is the cat section
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  • I have a squirrel in my attic?

    any advice on how to get ridd of the thingI have a squirrel in my attic?
    They rent Have-a-heart traps at your local Home depot. Put some apple in one end and set the trap and no more squirrel. More importantly is how he got in?I have a squirrel in my attic?
    The humane society told me to soak a rag in ammonia and put it in the attic (in a bowl or tub, of course).


    I did it and I don't hear the squirrel anymore.

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    put rat poison in peanut butter and put it in your attic
    lol awww put some nuts up there for the baby lmao
    Fill several tin cans with mothballs and space them evenly throughout the attic. Worked in our 1957 house.
    i know this wont work but its silly as hell.....take pictures of acorns and make a trail of them leading out of your attic in to the place you want him/her to go....LOL...might work..LOL
    Call animal control
    Call critter control people














    (\__/)


    (='.'=)


    (';)-(';)


    Sweetie
    do you want to live trap or just get rid of it?


    live trap, you can get a trap from a farm supply store, bait it with peanut butter and whole peanuts and usually get them in a day


    just to get rid of it use a rat trap baited the same way, be careful tho with this method, if they fall down between the walls that could get smelly
    Yes, Now you Know Damn well you can handle the Job!! Then come help me do some handy dandy work! I am the helpless one.
    don't worry this little animals are really


    inoffensive,
    You could call your local animal shelter in your area and ask them to set up one of those humane traps. That would get him out of there with no problem and it wouldn't hurt the poor little guy.
    well try moth balls they HATE moth balls


    you might not love the smell either but it will get rid of the squirrels :)
    call the animal control. and go in your attic and patch any holes that it could have gotten in to
    Go get a homeless guy off the corner. They're experts at that sort of thing!
    peanut butter
    you have to get a trap for it, and yes they like peanut butter
    put poison in the attic on sum food leave it up there for it to eat it and when it dies throw it out
    Once there was a squirrel in my aunts attic.My dad and I went over..He went into the closet close to the ceiling.He put some nuts (I think walnuts.It can be peanuts)leading down to the floor of the closet.It was gonna work but my dad scared it away.Then my dad took the broom.(uh oh)Then he accidentally killed the squirrel hitting it with the broom like 1 million times.
    peanut butter should work...





    they go for that kinda thing...





    if anything just put a whole bunch of nuts in a corner and trap him when he least expects it...





    but yeah dont hurt him!
    Put a tiger in your attic, they are the ';in'; thing these days.
    put peanut butter in a box that closes when the squirrel goes in and set him outside please don't try to kill him god bless and hope this works it did for me!

    How to attract squirrel's.?

    soi live in town i hunt with a pellet gun sitting on my back porch i only have like 3 trees that always have squirrels in them but they wont come to the ground what can i put out to atrract them to the ground and rabbits to think yaHow to attract squirrel's.?
    Dried corn and birdseed. PS: try not to kill just for the hell of it. even the lowly squirrel deserves the respect of game animals. Also ask someone who knows air rifles so you make sure yours can get a quick clean kill without undo suffering.How to attract squirrel's.?
    peanut butter
    I think primos makes a squirrel call. You could look into that. I'm not sure how effective it is though.
    Corn... Lots of corn. Bird feeders attract them easily.
    Sit in a tree and act like a nut!
    put out some peanuts

    Who sings let me see you do the squirrel?

    Ray Charles???





    JK, I think it is by Squirrel

    In my dream i discover a badly hurt squirrel& am too stunned 2 do anythng, yet i know it will not die?

    this was the dream.......in it i am actually havin dinner with my mother %26amp; she asks me 2 check 4 somthn.....behind the dinner table are few rocks,...i kinda climb them %26amp; i expect 2 see a man instead i see a badly hurt squirrel which makes me 2 stunned..i know i shd do somethn but i dont....yet i know somehow the squirrel will not die.....do u tnk this dream carries any meanin.....if so pls interpretIn my dream i discover a badly hurt squirrel%26amp; am too stunned 2 do anythng, yet i know it will not die?
    You might be lamenting the fact that you had an opportunity to help someone, but didn't.





    Those opportunities don't come along that often. It's a higher calling that we should embrace as we mature.In my dream i discover a badly hurt squirrel%26amp; am too stunned 2 do anythng, yet i know it will not die?
    Do you feel like you are not as ready for worldly responsibilities yet? That's my best guess. Tackle all challenges that come your way when you are awake. You can do it because your mother is an example for you. @8-)

    Umm ... Who could go for a Grilled Cheese & Squirrel sandwich right about now..?

    Mmmm...sammich!





    Was it a CAGED squirrel?Umm ... Who could go for a Grilled Cheese %26amp; Squirrel sandwich right about now..?
    i ate grilled cheese when i came home fron school


    Cheesy goodnessUmm ... Who could go for a Grilled Cheese %26amp; Squirrel sandwich right about now..?
    sounds good
    I could. But could you leave out the squirrel please? Thanks :)
    hahaha...squirrel and cheese, yes.


    Rabbit and cheese, no... I hate HARE in my food...
    actually squirrel is a little tough for my liking..kind of stringy too. I only ever tried the foot meat...so this might be why it was not very tasty. I'll take a cheese sandwich though.
    Oh so tempting, well, if there are some sauteed onions added to the taste treat I might not be able to refuse!
    no thanks, just had chicken %26amp; cheddar pizza
    with some hot sauce yes plz


    [i hope the squirrel was rabid I DON'T EAT THEM IF THEY'RE NOT]
    Having eaten squirrel before, I can honestly say no.
    Too salty for me. Got some Woodpecker instead?
    I'm not hungry. Last time you gave me one of those sandwiches it had hair in it.
    Yummy! ;-)
    Take off the cheese then sure.
    Yes, minus the squirrel and add some tomato soup for dipping.
    In one word.. disgusting. You mean you ran out of stray cats?

    Who does Amy wine house sound like. maybe squirrel nut zippers?

    maybe because she is a squirrel nut zippers?Who does Amy wine house sound like. maybe squirrel nut zippers?
    A cat being neutered - she's horrible.Who does Amy wine house sound like. maybe squirrel nut zippers?
    Because she's in rehab
    no not at all. She sounds like a singer from the Billie Holiday era to me. Love her voice and songs, but shes a hot mess!
    the name says it all..winehouse...a house that wines..not such a pleasant sound
    well to me I think she has her own unique voice Its one of those down soth old school voices
    she can sound like ****


    but shes pretty hott


    id tap that


    fo sho
    no need to be jealous of what is obviously talent
    huh?
  • clear cream
  • Riddle for uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. squirrel riddel?

    in front of squirrel there r 2 squirrel, behind her r also 2 squirrel. 1 squirrel in front %26amp; one behind it. tell me how many squirrel r their in all????Riddle for uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. squirrel riddel?
    There are just three squirrels!!!Riddle for uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. squirrel riddel?
    three duh!


    its such an old riddle
    5
    there be 7
    i'll go with 7
    3 squirrels
    3 of course!!!!!!!





    heehe nice 1
    7
    3, there are 2 in front of the back one, 2 behind the front one and 1 in front and 1 behind of the one in the middle
    3
    4? or 5...
    4 ?
    5 counting me.
    THREE


    I AM THE LAST ONE GIVE ME TEN PTS
    7, but the thing is it doesnt say how many there are in th first place, it just says in front of squirrel, e.g. not infront of 1 squirrel which it should
    there are 7 ,,,i think?
    yes
    5
    7
    3
    3 squirels
    5 .hey i have given u a star so the best ans goes to me right?.................just kidding!!
    7 I think or 3??!!
    7 squirrels
    three
    only 3!!!!!!!!!!


    u ---------------------------------1


    kabab mein haddi----------1


    i----------------------------------1


    ------------------------------===3
    3 in all
    there are 3 squirells in all.............


    they are going in a circle.........


    round and round
    There are TOTAL 6 squirrels.........
    I think 7 squirrels.
    3 in all going round %26amp; round

    Anyone want make evil plan for Moose and Squirrel?

    Why not Moose become goof?Anyone want make evil plan for Moose and Squirrel?
    Fearless leader want us to smash up Frostbite Falls, take over Whatsamotta U and make moose and squirel trophy in den.Anyone want make evil plan for Moose and Squirrel?
    I'm all in get me the details and we shall get them this time!


    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Tale of the Squirrel and the Grasshopper.?I think this describes Britain(or the way we are heading). Does anyo

    REST OF THE WORLD VERSION:





    The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long,


    building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter.


    The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays


    the summer away.


    Come winter, the squirrel is warm and well fed.


    The shivering grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in


    the cold.


    ____________________THE END____________________





    THE BRITISH VERSION:


    The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long,


    building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.


    The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays


    the summer away.


    Come winter, the squirrel is warm and well fed.


    A social worker finds the shivering grasshopper, calls a press conference and demands to know why the squirrel should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others less fortunate, like the grasshopper, are cold and starving.Tale of the Squirrel and the Grasshopper.?I think this describes Britain(or the way we are heading). Does anyo
    Wow! That was great. But you forgot to mention the bit where the squirrel was wearing a cute necklace with a mouse on it, but the cats didn't like it. The squirrel was told to take it off and when he refused, he was suspended from his little squirrel job and had his story plastered all over the Sun Newspapers. This all happened because the squirrel's bosses didn't want to offend the cats, but they didn't seem to care about the little hardworking squirrel...........Tale of the Squirrel and the Grasshopper.?I think this describes Britain(or the way we are heading). Does anyo
    Oh yes, too true.
    Very true. Have you noticed how you see less and less squirrels everyday? Whereas there are more and more grasshoppers and cats about. A very sad state indeed.
    I agree, people don't want to work for what they have anymore, they'd much rather sit at home all day, taking drugs, having kids and bumming money off the social!!





    Good Point Matey!


    Thumbs up for you!
    ahhh macadoo you are a wise person
    Gee, I thought it sounded a lot like the US too.


    Kudos,so true.
    ABSOLUTELY F*****G BRILLIANT!!!!!


    LOL!!!
    a newer version of aesop's?
    wow!! that is sooo true!! you are very wise!!
    That is so funny.





    Yes - people don't seem to take responsibility for their own lives anymore. They are too lazy.





    But then you don't want to see people dying because they are cold and hungry. How do you solve this?
    a brilliant take on ';animal farm';.you have hit the nail on the head,so depressingly true.answers on a postcard,please.(as you can probably guess,i work for a living to.so,thats just the two of us then!
    I thought it was the grasshopper and the ant.....?
    v.good


    bet you enjoyed writing that
    true

    Have you ever woke up to a dead squirrel in your pool?

    I did it was NASTYHave you ever woke up to a dead squirrel in your pool?
    I own a pool service company and on a daily basis I fish dead and sometimes alive animals out of pools. I found a baby bird in a skimmer basket the other day but it was still alive. and very thankful!Have you ever woke up to a dead squirrel in your pool?
    No dead squirrel, but we did have like a million tadpoles one time. It was yucky having to skim them all out. I mean, where do you put tadpoles when they're not in the water?
    Yucky! I don't have a pool...
    No, but I did wake up to a snake in my tent, very uncool.
    Well I guess we know, who got a morning surprise of a nasty sort this morning...yuck
    No. By the way cute avatar.
    LOL no - but a few people around my area has had the odd croc.. but alive in their pools.