Christians, would you believe that I have a magic blue squirrel in my yard?

That levitates, eats only solid gold and spits out diamonds.





Do you believe me? No of course not, only a terminally stupid person would.





You'd want to see proof wouldn't you? You'd, at the very least, want to see one of these diamonds, but that still isn't proof is it?





It's just a small bit of evidence that proves nothing.





You'd want to see the squirrel, you'd make sure the blue was natural and not dye.


You'd check for wires when he was levitating.





See where I'm going with this?


You have as much proof of god as I do for this magic squirrel of mine.


Face facts, god is, like my squirrel, imaginary.Christians, would you believe that I have a magic blue squirrel in my yard?
Praise the Magical Blue Squirrel, who is as mysterious as HE is glorious! Let us render unto HIM all that we have, our hearts, our minds, our ingestible seed products, for what are we but vessels to gather tithes for the MBS, praise be on HIS name!





Go in peace, noble seedling, and would that we could all come into HIS divinely puffed-up cheeks.Christians, would you believe that I have a magic blue squirrel in my yard?
Ah! but do you have faith in you magic blue squirrel.


Where is his Bible like gospel?


Where is his history.
google Bible Archeology. thanks
Me think thou doth protest too much. (and childishly at that)
There is nothing that you can or will ever say to me that will stop making me believe in God because I'm that sure of His existence.
I'm not even a Christian and I think these kinds of questions are nuts. Why does it matter to you if someone believes in the Bible? If believing in it brings joy and enrichment to someone's life, why do you feel the need to try to disprove it? Believe what you believe and let others believe what they want. A person believing in the Bible isn't hurting you. As the old saying goes, build a bridge and get over it.
i say yes to the magic-blue-levitating-gold eating-diamond spitting-squirrel!





never question mr. nibbles!
you amuse me.





as the young woman explained at the top,





the point you are making is in vain, fore an atom is tinier than you can imagine, and so are microscopic organisms. and we know they are present, yet cannot be seen with the naked eye.





WE christians do not need proof thier is a god, darling,





he is everywhere. i can see him.





can you?
Dude, you really need to stay away from the magic mushrooms or acid?





See the problem with doing drugs is that it kills brain cells and you don't get to choose which ones...
Honey, when the Lord touches your life, you don't need any proof. It's that simple.. you just know. :o) It's impossible to explain in words.. :o)





Click here to listen to real angels singing


http://www.soulkeepermusic.com/heavenand鈥?/a>





Heaven is a real place! I pray that you would ask the Lord to reveal Himself to you. He's real.... and He's only a whisper away.





:o)
I would like to buy this squirrel
Blind people at least understand that others may have sight. Why would spiritual blindness come with ignorance? Sorry that's generalizing it's probably just you.
You've seen it too?!
but you see, athiests have been ignoring the clues that lie in front of them. The miricle of fatima is one incidence that no athiest can yet explain.





Tell me is the Atom imaginary, can you tell me what it looks like, I can assure you you have never seen it, no one else has.
I am not even going to say it......
Sir,


Stupid is what stupid does.


Would you believe me if I said that love does not exist?


You can't see it.


There's no proof.


Same theory, flawed.


See where I'm going with this?


There are things that you can't see with your eyes and it doesn't mean they don't exist.


Face facts, I'm right.





Peace.
I guess you have made your mind up about God.
I'd catch him for you. get it, my name....ok .....nevermind.
I would believe that you honestly think you have a blue squirrel. What matters is what you believe, not whether I believe you.
and you being the superior Atheist know so much. You must be so comfortable in your belief that you'll one day die and become nothing, ever again, for all eternity. So then, with this belief, what's the point of life? What's the point of those living in misery? Why not just end it for them so their misery can end too. Better yet, why not just destroy the Earth so that there will be no more suffering for anyone? The universe will not miss us.


Remember this saying, '; There are no atheists in foxholes.'; In other words, you will be scared in your deathbed, enough to start praying.
Put it on youtube, then everyone will believe it.