Sunday, January 17, 2010

A Platypus, dingo and a squirrel were having a meeting...?

...in my kitchen this morning but when I came in the room everything got really, really quiet.....Should I be worried?A Platypus, dingo and a squirrel were having a meeting...?
They were only talking about you behind your back. In defense of the dingo, he's had a long trip from Australia and is probably ready to turn in. The squirrel is just a weasel anyway. He's only around when there's food on the table. The platypus is the one you should worry about. He's probably the one that called the morning meeting. What did you say to him last week, anyway? I told you never to trust an animal with parts from other animals.A Platypus, dingo and a squirrel were having a meeting...?
Absolutely, they are probably staging a plot to kill you and take over your house. Be very afraid.
You should worry if you understood what they were saying.
Only if you have small children.
Probably just planning a surprise birthday party. Then again if it's not your birthday, sleep with one eye open.
rofl, they're gonna kill you
Yeah, I would be because they were discussing what to do with the squirrels nuts.
I can't stress this enough: Make sure you are up to date on your rabies shots!

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