Squirrel jokes?(no cuss words, please)?

My friend is soooooooo obsessed with squirrels. i just wanted to know some good squirrel jokes.


Thx:)Squirrel jokes?(no cuss words, please)?
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe鈥檚 first time ever hunting, so he was following Bob鈥檚 lead.





Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet!





After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened.





Joe said ';There was this snake and he slittered across my feet, but I never screamed.





Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed.';





';So then what did make you scream,'; Bob asked, exasperated. ';Well,'; Joe continued, ';two squirells crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, ';Should we take them home or eat 鈥檈m now?';';Squirrel jokes?(no cuss words, please)?
You should watch Spongebob where he makes fun of Sandy
maybe check out these websites:


http://www.booboonic.com/sq/sqrlhumor.ht鈥?/a>


http://www.wayodd.com/squirrel/1/c/642/
okay there was a squirrel with big nuts so i got mad n killed it cuz my girl was playing wit his nuts then choked n die n he new cpr but didn't wanted to do mouth to mouth wit her..