Tale of the Squirrel and the Grasshopper.?I think this describes Britain(or the way we are heading). Does anyo

REST OF THE WORLD VERSION:





The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long,


building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter.


The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays


the summer away.


Come winter, the squirrel is warm and well fed.


The shivering grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in


the cold.


____________________THE END____________________





THE BRITISH VERSION:


The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long,


building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.


The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays


the summer away.


Come winter, the squirrel is warm and well fed.


A social worker finds the shivering grasshopper, calls a press conference and demands to know why the squirrel should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others less fortunate, like the grasshopper, are cold and starving.Tale of the Squirrel and the Grasshopper.?I think this describes Britain(or the way we are heading). Does anyo
Wow! That was great. But you forgot to mention the bit where the squirrel was wearing a cute necklace with a mouse on it, but the cats didn't like it. The squirrel was told to take it off and when he refused, he was suspended from his little squirrel job and had his story plastered all over the Sun Newspapers. This all happened because the squirrel's bosses didn't want to offend the cats, but they didn't seem to care about the little hardworking squirrel...........Tale of the Squirrel and the Grasshopper.?I think this describes Britain(or the way we are heading). Does anyo
Oh yes, too true.
Very true. Have you noticed how you see less and less squirrels everyday? Whereas there are more and more grasshoppers and cats about. A very sad state indeed.
I agree, people don't want to work for what they have anymore, they'd much rather sit at home all day, taking drugs, having kids and bumming money off the social!!





Good Point Matey!


Thumbs up for you!
ahhh macadoo you are a wise person
Gee, I thought it sounded a lot like the US too.


Kudos,so true.
ABSOLUTELY F*****G BRILLIANT!!!!!


LOL!!!
a newer version of aesop's?
wow!! that is sooo true!! you are very wise!!
That is so funny.





Yes - people don't seem to take responsibility for their own lives anymore. They are too lazy.





But then you don't want to see people dying because they are cold and hungry. How do you solve this?
a brilliant take on ';animal farm';.you have hit the nail on the head,so depressingly true.answers on a postcard,please.(as you can probably guess,i work for a living to.so,thats just the two of us then!
I thought it was the grasshopper and the ant.....?
v.good


bet you enjoyed writing that
true