How come every time I go outside, squirrels stick to my clothes ?

Hey, it least its not cats.How come every time I go outside, squirrels stick to my clothes ?
Awwww....


they just love you!!





There is nothing sweeter than a roving pack of rabid squirrels expressing their love and affection!How come every time I go outside, squirrels stick to my clothes ?
Is your neighbor throwing tar-dipped squirrels


at you again? You really gotta get some new


neighbors.
I would say something about wet tongues and freezing cold poles, but until I conduct my own investigation, I refuse to answer.
Those aren't squirrels; those are the neighbor's kids. They love clowns! I guess that restraining order didn't do any good...
Squirrels are inherently attracted to the sexified people...


You had not realized that yet?
You should do the five-knuckle shuffle in the shower, in the future.
Static Cling.....





I hate it when that happens....
Try using a dryer sheet and quit rubbing your clothes on your sack to get that fresh musty smell.
THAT'S nuts....
You might be Canadian???
It's because of that stash of nuts you're carting around in your pants.
Possible snot balls !!
stop spilling honey on yourself.
its just that animal magnetism


some people just gots it....
Your insane


I like that!


they must be after your nut's.


quick act like a car.


they love that game.
Stop using Pine sap to glue your nuts on.
Two words: Bounce Fabric Sheets





ummm, expert here
It's that musty smell of nutsack.