Christians, Atheists: What if you're wrong? What if God is, in fact, a squirrel?

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Just thought I'd stop in. Night everyone. ;)Christians, Atheists: What if you're wrong? What if God is, in fact, a squirrel?
Well, I know I'd get to heaven then, because I feed God outside every day with sunflower seeds ;)





(((((((((my beloved squirrel))))))))))Christians, Atheists: What if you're wrong? What if God is, in fact, a squirrel?
So we should hedgehog our bets, just in case?
Everyone keeps a couple of nuts around for amusement
Then that means I'd have it made. Remember, Ratatoskr is a Divine Squirrel in Asatru.
Heh-heh... Squirrel-god.... heh.....
then I better go get some nuts.
If there is a god, which I highly doubt, I'm hoping he/she/it's either a big green monkey or a purple elephant.
I'm a tree... go figure ;)


Be a good squirrel or no acorns for you.
Then maybe I should talk to the squirrel instead of shooting him. Personnally I like squirrels more than most people.
cud be but u cant say . such questions r not very gud to ask
I'd crack my acorns.
Nite dear squirrel....
are you kidding me? God isnt an a squirrel hes a loving,caring,wonderful,excellent,forgiv鈥?and nice and sensitive and etc God. God isnt an animal. God is a ultimate supreme superhuman.
Hey! Don't get atheists mixed up in this. We'd be delighted if He was a squirrel, probably a flying one. Glories be to Chucky D aka Charles Darwin of the Holy Church of Evolution!

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