';The squirrel was mad at me because I .... ';?

Because I followed him around, unburying all the nuts he was burying for winter! I'm not a big fan of nuts, just a big fan of angering squirrels... they're sooo cute when agitated! As a side note, ever see a squirrel fall from really high? They hit the ground with a PLOP!, look around real fast, then dart off. lol!';The squirrel was mad at me because I .... ';?
I stole his acorn!!';The squirrel was mad at me because I .... ';?
bit him and gave him Rabies
i climbed his tree. lol
I had bigger nuts then him,
got a little to close to him
Mixed it with my scarf. It was a mistake, my perfume was too strong, it almost died. But it was bad for me too: it was one hyperactive scratchy scarf and it wiggled all the time and almost chocked me.
Cracked his nuts.
Dumped him for a badger.
kelly for what kelly i would go out with you
I kicked his nuts all over the yard!
ate his nuts